@johnmulaney: and they lived happily ever after.

@johnmulaney: and they lived happily ever after.

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overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

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vanillish:

Enough about yahoo lets talk about me

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itsallinyourheadharry:

New Who : Companions that never were.

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omg ask these please they're so cute.

Amazing: Your OTP in 3 fandoms?

Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?

Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?

Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.

English: How many languages can you speak?

Fear: Tell us three fears.

Game: What was the last board game you played?

Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?

Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?

Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.

Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?

Love: Do you believe in marriage?

Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?

Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?

Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?

Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.

Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.

Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.

Star-sign: When's your birthday?

Teacher: What do you aspire to be?

Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?

Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?

Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?

Yellow: What's your favourite colour?

Zoo: What is your favourite animal?

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enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

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tea-tears-and-bbc:

fiddickodair:

don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose

OMG

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stepacrosstheline:

and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.

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iammorethanmemory:

‘Cause I’m holding on
And I won’t let go

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francebeforeyourpantsmarius:

I am not dating a barricade boy or a newsie this is a problem

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onmyowninlaceybrooke:

promenadesend:

Singlebrooke Dating Service (x)

I’m sorry just Emma’s reaction

No Emma, it’s about community service.

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221b-bag-end:

cumber-porn:

asdfghjkl-i-cant:

specialkredberries:

nothingbutthedreams:

mia-the-wonder-slut:

misscoco:

The world is a mean place, so I’m bringing this picture back.

“Serena McKellen” - Sir Ian McKellen

Best human.

SERENA MCKELLEN……………………????????????!!!!!!!!!!!

i think this makes for a good 10,000th post

forever reblog!

i just reblogged this but i liked it and showed my mom and five minutes later i hear her laugh really loudly as she’s cleaning dishes and i ask her what she’s laughing about and she just calms her laughter down and whispers

“gandalf the gay”

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